Matilda the cow: I had to stand on one leg and blow a raspberry. Go arse over... whatsit in front of 250 people. And I bonked my head, I thought I was a gonner and I heard them as I hit the floor go 'ohhh!' like that. And it was weird, 'cause I like took off. I just like flew! And I was just so embarrassed, I was like 'no, I'm fine, I'm fine, just get back on, just get back on, just get back on, I'm fine, I'm fine'.
Nancy the rat: I can do nothing like that. I can't even juggle.
Sid the rat: Neither can I. I can juggle with two things, not with three.
Nancy the rat: That's not really juggling is it.
Sid the rat: No. It's just chucking stuff up in the air, isn't it.
The Flying Pig: I am scared of heights a bit. I think I could get over it though.
The Elephant: The thing that really excites me about performing is that it's a release of any tensions that you might have inside you.
И так далее, с чудесным спектром непроизносимых британских акцентов, от которых наверное даже Элиза Дулитл в гробу переворачивается ;)